I’m not really sure why I have this page because I’ve pretty much abandoned all social media and have such a backlog of email that I’m contemplating a “scorched earth” strategy of dealing with it. But if you’d like to contact me about working together on a writing or editing project, please leave a comment below and I’ll get back to you at my earliest convenience (or never if you’re nasty).

I’m also available for birthday parties, speaking engagements, and consultations regarding random acts of kindness, Marie Kondo folding techniques, and/or revenge.

Below are the social media profiles I haven’t gotten around to deleting yet:

Twitter: @TheBeardedIris